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[02 Dec 2010|06:03am] |
xposting from facebook...man, facebook has too short a posting limit, how lame. A little better than twitter, but not by much. So ridiculous.
Anyway, yet another dumb pro-kids thing, I have no idea why so much importance is put on the 'formative years' and teen years these days, to the point most people (especially of the male persuasion) are completely ignored the remaining 70. SO as a counterpoint, this is my ingenius plan!
" http://www.facebook.com/vinzenz.stemberg Welp, seems to me like quite a few problems in society these days stems from a distinct LACK of corporal punishment in these modern times, so if you are like me, and you would like to join the movement for violence against children, you have two ways to go about this. You may either choose as your profile picture a fictional child abuser, killer, or otherwise ne'er-do-weller like Fagin or The Child Catcher or George Harvey from The Lovely Bones, or a scary and traumatic childhood (or possible childhood) memory (affecting you or your own children), for example the clown from Brave Little Toaster, or Brutus charging through the brush waving his spear around like a maniac in NIMH, or for those of you with utterly incompetent parenting skills whom I applaud wholeheartedly, Billy Kincaid from Spawn. (saw the animation purchased a few times at my job because 'their kids were into that caped superhero nonsense')
I myself have gone a more mythical and cultured route, as it seems there are no pictures of Chester the Molester anywhere, and I don't own any old Hustlers nor know anyone who does. Seems as though nobody bothered to make some hi-res scans as everyone pretty much already knows the 'joke.'" As an interesting sidenote, my grandfather took me to see a performance of Der Erlkonig when I was only 9, so this relates to both criteria due to a technicality!
Also for anyone looking for a drop.io replacement, the one I like so far is dropbox, but unfortunately you can only share with friends, you can't have it completely open like .io did. 2 gig limit, gain more with referrals/monies.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8331136.stm I don't care WHAT his religion may be, Ahmed Muhamed Dore is my new personal hero. 112 years old and he can still get it up? Dude, black Muten Roshi! I wonder if he uses the Kaio-ken to keep his stamina up while doing the deed. And check out his picture close-up!

He still looks frickin' young as hell! He looks like he's in his late 60s! His very existence and health probably rips to hell all current medical knowledge. And, look at his chin!!! ITS NOT GREY IN THE LEAST. Hope he never got with no white bitches cuz with genes like that, their children certainly weren't, not even recognizably so! I hope I'm even half that good by 70.
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| Debbie is friggin' epic! |
[13 Mar 2009|06:17pm] |
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http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/652506/ http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/654814/ http://www.debbieschlussel.com/archives/2009/03/the_watchmen_li.html http://www.debbieschlussel.com/archives/2007/03/weekend_box_off_43.html
I'm kinda bad at updating in time with lulzy events, but this has been going on the past couple days since the review first surfaced. The scary thing about this woman is that she seems to have an overlap with the preachy evangelical fanbase of Anne Coulter, which means these fans are even stupider than she is as they cannot discern the differences between them, the most prominent of which being one is pro-feminist and the other is not, of course. I like that even in reviews of movies she likes, she just can't help but try and weasel in a male-bashing comment somehow.
Anyone out there who is a respected reader of slashdot feel like submitting the sites? I don't read it so I don't even know how article selection works, but this seems like a prime slashdotting candidate. http://digg.com/politics/Debbie_Schlussel_Turns_VT_Tragedy_Into_a_Cheap_Political_Talking_Point http://mediamatters.org/items/200705020006 Just look at the epic trolling she does, and she actually believes these things too!
'On April 17, Media Matters for America noted Schlussel's April 16 weblog post (since removed) in which Schlussel "speculat[ed]" that the Virginia Tech shooter, who at that point had been identified as a man of Asian descent, might be a "Paki" Muslim and part of "a coordinated terrorist attack." The Virginia Tech shooter was later identified as Cho Seung-Hui, a Korean immigrant. Schlussel replaced the original post with a note referencing "Nazi-infested Media Matters for America cretins.' lolbackpedaling
also from the wiki: In her review of Waltz with Bashir Schlussel defended the Sabra and Shatila massacre as justified, denying any Israeli involvement including the findings of the Kahan commission that Ariel Sharon "bears personal responsibility" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabra_and_Shatila_massacre On another note, wow, how unsurprising that yet another 'conservative' media figure is involved with and an active member in a sexually deviant subculture while at the same time ranting against elements in a movie said culture contains itself because it may contaminate the minds of their chirrrdrun. My, oh my. I am surprised. Colour me surprised. So bloody red surprised! Why do these fucking yanks take these histrionic bitches so seriously? Maybe we wouldn't have such fucked up laws if they ignored them AS THEY SHOULD. Aye, tis high time for an inquisition! Allow me to don my robe and quis'tor hat. Time to put that witch to the question!
In other news, elona hilarity behind the cut. I also captured a friggin' dragon! ( A Dragon! A Dragon! A Dragon! A Dragon! A Dragon!Collapse )
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| OOooh Serin, this wouldn't happen to be one of yours, would it? |
[11 Feb 2009|07:48am] |
http://notalwaysright.com/thats-like-mean/213
That’s, Like, Mean College | Oregon, USA
Student: “So, like, um, you wrote on my paper that I wrote like, I, like spoke…but you only gave me 2 out of 10 points.
Me: “You used ‘like’ 56 times and ‘that’ 87.”
Student: “Um, why is that a problem??”
Me: “It was a 2 page writing assignment.”
Student: “So…um…since I talked with you, um…can I have some more points?”
BWAHAHAHA this site is fucking awesome btw. http://notalwaysright.com/bacon-lettuce-and-taxes/1487 lol MATHFAIL
http://notalwaysright.com/do-we-sell-stupidity-indicators/1482 EPIC
http://notalwaysright.com/a-law-degree-in-second-degree-burns/1535 No wait wait, I'm sure this is one of yours!
http://notalwaysright.com/the-road-to-yelling-is-paved-with-good-intentions/1532 More MATHFAILs
http://notalwaysright.com/why-we-cant-have-nice-things/1533 LoL Nutter
http://notalwaysright.com/trust-me-they-never-did-numa-numa-during-wwii/1526 Now THIS is really why you can't have nice things. Remember that A: This woman can vote, B: she probably bullies her husband to vote the same way, and C: She's probably got children who she wants to protect from your naughty ebil nonchristian games.
http://notalwaysright.com/the-agony-and-the-ecstasy/187 LoL. Poor guy. He really picked a dumbass girlfriend. I love how it just all of a sudden dawns on him like "Oh...she did this again, didn't she?"
http://notalwaysright.com/on-the-futility-of-signs-part-2/171 And people wonder why I don't associate with Americans. If they have this pitiful READING comprehension, just think about how bad it is when they're listening to you!
http://notalwaysright.com/i-sense-a-rejection-letter/165 lulz! Someone got dumped!
http://notalwaysright.com/this-is-what-hell-is-like/152 WoW O.o She's playing with three cards of a hundred card deck right thur.
http://notalwaysright.com/gotta-love-them-diy-puters/526 Uhhh ditto. Lulz.
http://notalwaysright.com/like-comic-book-guy-except-much-prettier/523 lolnerds. NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS
http://notalwaysright.com/when-mood-swings-attack-part-2/522 lol yanks. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS
http://notalwaysright.com/oh-whats-a-little-third-degree-burn-anyway/495 Sounds like a job for Iceman!
http://albireo.livejournal.com/284213.html lol someone made a comic out of this one! Fukken sav'd
http://notalwaysright.com/just-another-day-in-stonerville/490 lol stoners I think I know why so many of them get caught now. XD
http://notalwaysright.com/the-estrogen-empire-strikes-back/489 lol Niceguy members.
http://notalwaysright.com/he-wants-the-internets/468 FRIENDS, ROMANS, COUNTRYMEN, LEND ME YOUR INTERNETS
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| These parents are epic trolls! |
[21 Dec 2008|11:51pm] |
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,468250,00.html http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28269290/?gt1=43001
updated 6:40 p.m. ET, Wed., Dec. 17, 2008
EASTON, Pa. - The father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, denied a birthday cake with the child's full name on it by one New Jersey supermarket, is asking for a little tolerance. Heath Campbell and his wife, Deborah, are upset not only with the decision made by the Greenwich ShopRite, but with an outpouring of angry Internet postings in response to a local newspaper article over the weekend on their flare-up over frosting.
"I think people need to take their heads out of the cloud they've been in and start focusing on the future and not on the past," Heath Campbell said Tuesday in an interview conducted in Easton, on the other side of the Delaware River from where the family lives in Hunterdon County, N.J.
"There's a new president and he says it's time for a change; well, then it's time for a change," the 35-year-old continued. "They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did."
Deborah Campbell, 25, said she phoned in her order last week to the ShopRite. When she told the bakery department she wanted her son's name spelled out, she was told to talk to a supervisor, who denied the request.
Karen Meleta, a spokeswoman for ShopRite, defended the supermarket. She said the Campbells had similar requests denied at the same store the last two years and said Heath Campbell previously had asked for a swastika to be included in the decoration.
"We reserve the right not to print anything on the cake that we deem to be inappropriate," Meleta said. "We considered this inappropriate."
The Campbells ultimately got their cake decorated at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania, Deborah Campbell said.
A Wal-Mart spokesman told The Associated Press on Wednesday that in light of the incident, the company would review its guidelines regarding cake decorations and other requests.
About 12 people attended the birthday party on Sunday, including several children who were of mixed race, according to Heath Campbell.
"If we're so racist, then why would I have them come into my home?" he asked.
The Campbells' other two children also have unusual names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell turns 2 in a few months and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell will be 1 in April.
Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name." He sounded surprised by all the controversy the dispute had generated.
Campbell said his ancestors are German and that he has lived his entire life in Hunterdon County. On Tuesday he wore a pair of black boots he said were worn by a German soldier during World War II.
He said he was raised not to avoid people of other races but not to mix with them socially or romantically. But he said he would try to raise his children differently.
"Say he grows up and hangs out with black people. That's fine, I don't really care," he said. "That's his choice."
I of course wholeheartedly approve, especially of Aryan Nation. I mean, how teh fudge did that even make it through? Our government workers suck so bad,that shouldn't even be possible! Guess someone was asleep while signing papers there. It's like that dude from PeTA named KentuckyFriedCruelty XÞ
ohai I finally remembered I had an LJ. http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Dogless_shepherd_uses_wolf_poster_to_control_his_flock_of_sheep&in_article_id=453067&in_page_id=2 this is quite lulzy too
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| Wow, sure ain't posted for awhile. |
[02 Aug 2008|02:56pm] |
anyway my roommate recently had a liver + kidney infection + minor blackening of the lungs even though he neither smokes nor drinks. Watta noob. The crazy redneck doctor said that "Maybe that was the problem. Lack of tolerance. 8Þ" Anyway, while at the hospital Clive had the bad luck to get stuck with a trainee orderly, and the dumbass put him on a liquid diet for no apparent reason. Apparently she is the owner's god-daughter (didn't even know people did that silly shit anymore) and so they've been trying to bounce her out for awhile now for thinking she knows it all and going over physicians' heads every fucking day. When I got up there two days later, he was still on it, so I contacted the crazy doctor who drove up and yelled at her, then opened the kitchen even though it was after closing time to make some real food, and he told me he was later bitched out for this by the boss. Great idea, bitch out your best medical personnel for correcting your dumbass dump truck of a pseudo-relation and fixing the problem. XD
Ahh, PC office politics, how we cannot escape ye. The new Penn & Teller episode on PC is pretty good btw, ya'll should check it out. It was started by a crazy jew who thought our methods were just swell, but darn it, if only it wouldn't target jews! So he fled Germany to start up a similarly run psychological empire sans the icky violence, like the cowardly pussy he was. Crom had a few words with him about his irrepressible lack of valour in the afterlife no doubt!
Anyway, Clive got back a couple days ago and for the next couple weeks he has to back for an hour each day to have his organs drained and this portable IV refilled with medication. Zany. Poor bastard keeps getting it caught on things. Supposedly the liver thing is hereditary and the lung thing is from ventwork he did ages ago, but it was just never caught&corrected.
Oh also on the way back from the hospital we got some ice cream at Baskin Robins and were going to hop across the crosswalk to a dollar store when I heard this noise next to my ear and turned and this dragonfly was just hovering there. I was all "Just try it, pilgrim. I'll draw my shoot'n irons on you. MY CONE! >O" After staring him down for a couple minutes the light changed and we walked across. Damn thing followed us right into the dollar store then shot off towards the canned goods aisle. Uhh, not to rain on his parade, but I doubt he can open those unassisted. XD
Ah yes, and if anyone is interested there are some epic stickies in 12chan, woohoo! (winknudge DL!)
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| Incoming PAIN. |
[10 Mar 2008|07:07pm] |
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/19584 CHOCOLATE PUDDIN' RAH RAH RAH!!!!!!!! :D
If anyone is wondering where I've been I've been helping out here, and preparing for the 15th. I can't find a goddamn horse to rent. In a rural area of all places! I'll just V it, I can't look like a respectable pollack without a nice big clunky warhorse. It seems there's some equestrian BS this sunday so I can't get my hands on one. I tried renting a tiger but you need an exotic animal license for that, and three years experience as a keeper, vet, or circus tamer. lulz. So much for my He-Man idea too.
Like my new Link icon btw?
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| Hahahaa, women soldiers. |
[05 Nov 2007|11:44pm] |
We've come a long way from Brunhilde, baby!
http://lifestyle.msn.com/mindbodyandsoul/womenintheworld/articlemc.aspx?cp-documentid=5550421
"In February, I went to a base in Kuwait, where you had to wait in long lines no matter where you were: in the mess hall, bathroom, shower. You were never alone. At night, I put on headphones and played Norah Jones to block it all out.
One of the most important things I brought from home was a photograph of me and my mom. I'm 1 or 2 years old in the picture, and I'm wearing overalls and a red shirt. My mom is holding me, and she's wearing a beaded necklace. When I was feeling homesick, I'd look at the picture. I also had a bright-orange University of Illinois T-shirt that I slept in at night. As soon as I got to Kuwait, I regretted not packing my flatiron. My hair gets so frizzy when it's hot outside — and over there, it was always hot. I finally had my mom mail me one.
In the military, they try to make things equal. Mainly, that means women are supposed to look like men. You can't wear earrings. Makeup can't be excessive. I didn't wear any, but I always carried ChapStick. Once, a friend sent me nail polish. She wrote, "There probably aren't many times you can feel like a girl. If you have some downtime, have a pedicure party." During off-hours, we watched TV. I got everyone hooked on Sex and the City."
"One of the soldiers was shot in the back. The bullet came out of his stomach. I dumped out a medical bag and pressed on his stomach to stop the bleeding. Trying to calm him down, I told him to think about the green grass back home.
From the corner of my eye, I saw six insurgents running across the field with grenades on their weapons belts.
What was I thinking while I was shooting? "Hit them before they hit you." There's no emotion involved. You just pull the trigger. There were so many bullets flying that day. There were 50 insurgents, and 27 were killed. I was awarded a Bronze Star.
Afterward, we found little pink pill packages on the bodies. They were all on something. They had left a row of seven cars - all with the trunks open - on the side of the road, with flexi-cuffs and rope inside. They had planned on taking hostages.
We captured three insurgents, and two of them were placed under my guard. I ordered them to lie on the ground and kept my 9-millimeter pointed at their heads. One was wearing a Walt Disney T-shirt with Mickey Mouse on it. The other kept saying, "I love America!"
I spent nearly a year in Iraq. How do you go back to normal life after something like that? You can't just turn it on and off. Home looks the same, but I'm not. I'm harsher; I'll get in these moods where I go from happy-go-lucky to "get away from me." I have nightmares. I can't stand it when a balloon pops. I'm less trusting.
My husband works part-time at Wal-Mart, and I'm not working at all. After everything I've been through, I can't concentrate. I was diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder last fall. I'm not looking to the future anymore. I look at every day and how I'm going to get through it." I rest my case. BACK TO THE KITCHEN. XO Especially that second one. Embarressing as hell. One battle and she's fucked for life, and one they WON. Weep for the future. No wonder the US military is trying to develop supersoldier shit, their own are fucking WORTHLESS.
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[03 Nov 2007|12:42am] |
Hahaha, eat my ass Detroit! Fuck your outdated systems, not one single thing to come from Detroit has been relevant to the rest of the fucking country since the 1920's! And this shows why! (Note: KISS doesn't count, fags.)
http://www.fastcompany.com/magazine/120/motorhead-messiah.html
Goodwin is certainly an outsider. He grew up in a dirt-poor Kansas family with six siblings and by age 13 began taking on piecework in local auto shops to help his mother pay the bills. He particularly enjoyed jamming oversized engines into places no one believed they'd fit. He put truck engines inside Camaros, Grand Nationals, and Super Bees; he even put a methanol-fueled turbocharger on a tiny Yamaha Banshee four-wheeler. "We took that thing from 35 horsepower to 208," he recalls. "It was crazy. We couldn't put enough fins on the back to keep it on the ground." After dropping out of school in the seventh grade, he made a living by buying up totaled cars and making them as good as new. "That," he says, "was my school."
"Johnathan's in a league of his own," says Martin Tobias, CEO of Imperium Renewables, the nation's largest producer of biodiesel. "Nobody out there is doing experiments like he is." Nobody--particularly not Detroit. Indeed, Goodwin is doing precisely what the big American automakers have always insisted is impossible. They have long argued that fuel-efficient and alternative-fuel cars are a hard sell because they're too cramped and meek for our market. They've lobbied aggressively against raising fuel-efficiency and emissions standards, insisting that either would doom the domestic industry. Yet the truth is that Detroit is now getting squeezed from all sides. This fall, labor unrest is brewing, and after decades of inertia on fuel-economy standards, Congress is jockeying to boost the target for cars to 35 mpg, a 10 mpg jump (which is either ridiculously large or ridiculously small, depending on whom you ask). More than a dozen states are enacting laws requiring steep reductions in greenhouse-gas emissions. Meanwhile, gas prices have hovered around $3 per gallon for more than a year. And European and Japanese carmakers are flooding the market with diesel and hybrid machines that get up to 40% better mileage than the best American cars; some, such as Mercedes's new BlueTec diesel sedans, deliver that kind of efficiency and more horsepower.
Goodwin's work proves that a counterattack is possible, and maybe easier than many of us imagined. If the dream is a big, badass ride that's also clean, well, he's there already. As he points out, his conversions consist almost entirely of taking stock GM parts and snapping them together in clever new ways. "They could do all this stuff if they wanted to," he tells me, slapping on a visor and hunching over an arc welder. "The technology has been there forever. They make 90% of the components I use." He doesn't have an engineering degree; he didn't even go to high school: "I've just been messing around and seeing what I can do."
fun snippets, full at the link. Man I fucking hate Detroit. And Michigan suburbs, but Detroit first. Obsessive revenge much? ;Þ Heh, I was so pissed off at ID4 for not showing Detroit getting blown up, even though they were positioned over it on the map. I only did a half-cheer at that movie rather than a full-on ovation just because of that. No matter how much I hate a city though, I hate the way it's destroying itself. It deserves to be sacked by a horde of post-apocalyptic bikers, not simply cutting pieces of itself and sending it elsewhere over and over again.
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| Hahaha, eat that illegals! |
[30 Oct 2007|04:56am] |
Dude outlines guesstimates as to how much they're costing us. http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=204930 Go dude go! In b4 DEYR TAKIN ALL OF AUR JEEEEERRRBS (personally I think the only good thing would be that parents have to actually fucking parent instead of hiring latino/phillipino maids to care for their sprog too.) You wanna talk harmful immigrants, how 'bout them Injuns. The ties between India and the US really are a problem, especially since Hindi isn't even a romance language, therefore being much harder to guess at meaning when you get some Injun geek with only a half-year of English on the tech support line. If you're gonna hire people who can't speak properly, at least put them in a position they can come on over and show you. Goddamn.
Also: Random coolness. While looking around for the Playstation version of Nectaris/Military Madness, which I just recently became aware of, (Yes, surprising for such a big NEC fanboy I know) I also found out there's a much improved (unfortunately not graphically) version on the PC! Actually, come to think of it, the game reminds me of Advance Wars but with hexes now. They even added sea battles, as the later levels (33+) have water! The sea units are somewhat comparable to land units, but either better or worse slightly. Mid-range (rocket using) attackers (The Pirahna): worse. Submarines, also worse. Since submerging isn't implemented, subs instead have large defensive bonuses and get "lucky shots" a lot more often. But the battleship Sealion unit is a lot stronger than the HMB2 Giant tank, as is the heavy cruiser better than the Octopus missile battery.
http://www.abandonia.com/games/it/962/Nectaris.htm Nab it here, pull out DOSbox, then type mount c c:\ c: cd nectaris nec bang you're in. Also I don't know if it's just my shitty XP build but battle animations move somewhat slow, but in any case shut them off after you've seen them enough. And make sure to remember to turn them off entirely for a few of those multiplayer challenge maps. Map 2 has over 200 units! (49 per side + two neutral factories everyone is fighting over.)
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| HAHA RICHTER GOT PWN3D! |
[04 Oct 2007|04:36am] |
O MAH GAD DRACULA Succubus is pretty sweet as well. I just love the snub though. Simon Belmont over Richter, yet everyone else is from SOTN. Poor Richter, just because he got possessed he gets no love. lulz. I guess it could be worse. They could have said "Hey, the good team needs boobs too" and went with Sonia Belmont. *snrf*
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| Just a quick note... |
[19 Sep 2007|06:03am] |
For everyone to head on back over to http://gh.ffshrine.org/soundtracks.php, see if you like anything new that's popped up. Unfortunately they haven't gotten the Blood+ soundtrack up yet. I'm hoping it pops up soon because I never have any idea what the various pieces of music are named until I've actually got them. Heh, I'm also looking for the ending theme to Brigadoon if anyone ever comes by that, they have BriganDINE, which is a game, but not the totally crap anime Brigadoon. I wonder why some of the best music winds up on some of the shittiest shows in Japan, while some of the best shows only have ambience or 'mood music.' Also I'm about to wreak unholy vengeance upon my most hated of foes.
...No, not that, the other most hated of foes. That's right, interviewing for a job as an exterminator tomorrow. I hope I get it just so I can swing by my apartment and blast it down AND get paid for it. Awesome! They might not because they're looking for someone with good chemistry knowledge, but eh, what the hell, it says they're willing to train. I'm afraid of messing with anything other than cleaning supplies, fuels, and explosives (ironies, I know) because I'd feel unsafe mixing or using them, having no experience with them.
Also I've officially run out of furniture to fix and resell. Between me and 4 other unemployed bums running around, for the time being there's no discarded furniture left. Looks like it's time to rent a truck for another trip down to Colorado!
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| Glorious Victoly! |
[28 Aug 2007|11:56pm] |
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Boy, mashing feminists was fun. I don't think the chans will ever top this. Currently it's in remission. I mean, what's left to do? The target was located, and gubmint twits were contacted, all related blogs were driven underground or demolished entirely. It's all up to them now. (Good luck Brandon!) Too bad anonymous can't engage in any sort of vigilante acts as a final strike against Heart&Co, but I think they'd be too disorganized for such a thing. Oh well, we can always dream amirite? Ah man. August was the greatest month evar. Except for the intolerable heat. Also hilariously wrong new icon. w00t. I can only imagine the Glorious Combat that shall be dedicated to Odin in the years to come in the name of anonymous!
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| Awsm, get this guy a beer! |
[02 Aug 2007|10:17pm] |
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/360420731.html
FOR POSTERITY! Wanfu Date Farts - w4m Date: 2007-06-25, 11:35PM CDT
We were the girls sitting at the booth across from you at Wanfu about an hour ago. You were there alone with a girl, possible girlfriend? It sounded like she was breaking up with you or telling you she wasn't interested. We weren't prying -- she was a loud talker. Towards the end, you let out 3 bellowing farts. I thought it was the booth after the first one, but then you let loose the following 2. I'm sorry we laughed so hard after that, but I just could not believe what we heard. Very shortly after the.. noises.. you got up and left. I just hope I have the courage to let my bowels loose with an echoing noise of displeasure next time I hear something I don't appreciate.
by the way -- i think you might have been kinda cute, but i can't remember what exactly you looked like. i couldn't stop laughing long enough to look up when you left
Location: Wanfu Too it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 360420731
Also, whoopee, I AM FREE :D
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